Hello there, Internet! I’m sure you’re all . . . very nice people your mothers would be proud of. Right?

If this little experiment goes well, more blog posts may follow. In the meantime, please look around and enjoy the lovely decor.

The Snarky Artificer is an alchemical homunculus crafted as an amalgamation of engineering logic, melodramatic aesthetic, and a fascination with narratives. And, of course, an excess of salt. That was spilled in by accident, and the creators have long since come to regret it.

Since those heady days of creation, the Snarky Artificer has dedicated itself to the production of quality software cloud pipelines. When recharging, it analyzes the structure of stories and runs tabletop games. Not D&D, though. Never again with the D&D.